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2nd Test - Weekend report

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Umbria (1st Innings): 132 all in the hole.
Imaginary: 88 for 5 down 2.

Rain gave players and fans an excuse to hit the bars at the Costcuttle ground in Jillhadi this weekend.

Day 6 of the match started busily, with bright sunshine and a gentle breeze providing perfect battering conditions for the Imaginary pair of Greggson and Chives. They stayed together for the whole morning session, happily bludgeoning the Umbrian chuckers to all five corners of the park, until a low-lying grubber from Juminda Boson sent Chives back down the rabbit hole.

Dark grey clouds arrived by the time of the afternoon drinks break, and though the rain stayed away for a few more hours, everyone agreed that a few pints would see the day out nicely.

Slightly cloudy conditions remained on Sunday and the day's play was abandoned before it started by mutual agreement between the captains, who both really wanted a lie-in, followed by a couple of bottles of claret.

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