FUNDAQ upcurve promising
Wed May 13, 2026 1:34 pm
The FUNDAQ has risen like leavened bread, up 44 and all along in promising early morning trading.
Borrowing 15 from its parents for the weekend, the outlook is bright and cheery with not a cross word, a slight scowl but still a merry disposition overall.
Analysts at Loose, White and Gagging shared the promising outlook over social networks, declaring "FUNDAQ makes us happier than a baby with a biscuit, we're jumping up and down like amphetamine-fuelled gibbons and there's no comedown on the horizon". A large ominous dark cloud then formed to the south and a cold wind began to blow.
Up 6 and down 4, not a chance.
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