Horse trading in unclear bargaining position
Mon Jun 15, 2026 12:53 pm
"Horse co abstract financials looking good!" said the boss of an unrelated company with no awareness of the situation.
Horse co has been trading low in recent months, hung well down and bucking market trends despite a promising uplift in global market futures. Future market globals meanwhile, not a practice welcomed or encouraged by most in the industry, are still splitting opinion, with half of all analysts questioned suggesting otherwise while the other half refused to comment.
Analysts at Loose, White and Gagging have indicated their willingness to contribute to the debate but only with a substantial insurance policy covering accidental damage as well as all public, private and unconscious liabilities.
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