Chopajonian cuisine outpaces rivals, says Survey
Thu Nov 07, 2024 8:59 am
Most Imaginary citizens prefer Chopajonian take-aways to Armenifrican, Simerian or Notarsican cuisine - according to a recent survey by Survey, the company that does surveys of various things.
In a poll of 4.3 million Imaginary people, Chopajonian food was rated "great" or "really great" by 4.29999 million respondents.
Armenifrican food was "a bit too fast" for 39% of people, while Simerian food was "a bit too cold" and Notarsican delicacies featured "too much Double Penguin".
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Traditonal Euronian Casserole
Carefully slice 8kg of onions then discard once tearful, reserving the tears. Down a pint of fish stock, whisk aggressively until tired then discard along with the onions. Brown the pan on a high heat until completely ruined, then discard along with the stock and the onions. Order a takeout and serve garnished with the reserved tears.
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