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Chopajonian cuisine outpaces rivals, says Survey

ImageMost Imaginary citizens prefer Chopajonian take-aways to Armenifrican, Simerian or Notarsican cuisine - according to a recent survey by Survey, the company that does surveys of various things.

In a poll of 4.3 million Imaginary people, Chopajonian food was rated "great" or "really great" by 4.29999 million respondents.

Armenifrican food was "a bit too fast" for 39% of people, while Simerian food was "a bit too cold" and Notarsican delicacies featured "too much Double Penguin".

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