Imaginary News Network : For when the real news is just too awful to contemplate New Stories Daily

Waspy microtech tent reveal

ImageFollowers of waspy tech look forward each year to the annual KES show, held in downtown los caramoosh, caramoosh shall we do the fandango. This year's show promised not to disappoint, as usual, but its waspy microtech tent reveal hasn't gone down well with punters.

"We were hoping for a bit more than a waspy microtech tent reveal" said one visitor, Mrs Punter, who travelled for 3 days to reach the show from her home town of Backswagon. "We've always loved the KES, and Gerald, my husband, has lots of waspy tech all up and down the walls. I guess its still worth it, but its not like that time when the bees were all over the place and everyone got stung to buggery."

Though the reception was mixed, the waspy microtech tent reveal wasn't a complete disappointment, with receptionists and completionists both showing favourable trends in market research about markets, it was revealed.

Share this story:

Unrelated stories:

Image
Business > Just-Ate acquires rival
Image
Arts & Ent > Festival goers shocked by thing

Latest Imaginary News

Business > Kettle of Fish "not pretty" says Skipper of Boat
World > South Marmurnian Leaders Conference begins
World > Stupid country invades itself
Sci & Tech > Inverse telescope views own destruction ahead of launch
Arts & Ent > Bruce Monsoon dies aged 96

Today's Crossword

Bollocks


Recipe Corner


Traditonal Euronian Casserole

Carefully slice 8kg of onions then discard once tearful, reserving the tears. Down a pint of fish stock, whisk aggressively until tired then discard along with the onions. Brown the pan on a high heat until completely ruined, then discard along with the stock and the onions. Order a takeout and serve garnished with the reserved tears.

INN Advertising

We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).