Waspy microtech tent reveal
Fri Oct 16, 2026 2:44 pm
Followers of waspy tech look forward each year to the annual KES show, held in downtown los caramoosh, caramoosh shall we do the fandango. This year's show promised not to disappoint, as usual, but its waspy microtech tent reveal hasn't gone down well with punters.
"We were hoping for a bit more than a waspy microtech tent reveal" said one visitor, Mrs Punter, who travelled for 3 days to reach the show from her home town of Backswagon. "We've always loved the KES, and Gerald, my husband, has lots of waspy tech all up and down the walls. I guess its still worth it, but its not like that time when the bees were all over the place and everyone got stung to buggery."
Though the reception was mixed, the waspy microtech tent reveal wasn't a complete disappointment, with receptionists and completionists both showing favourable trends in market research about markets, it was revealed.
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