Cher prices rise
Wed Jun 24, 2026 2:22 pm
At the close of trading today, the price for Cher rose to a new high ($6.60 per ounce) while the Sonny index tanked, ending at a disappointing $14.50 per barrel
70's Cher was the brightest performer, bucking the trend of other artists of the decade who have been on a downward spiral since the collapse of Simon & Garfunkel last week. 80's Cher remained steady, despite increased alcohol consumption, and 90's Cher remains in the 90s, still unrecognisable due to plastic surgery. 21st century Cher remains in hiding, possibly deceased.
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