Tears FM hits the airwaves
Wed Sep 16, 2026 12:25 pm
Hot on the heels of the successful launch of Kissing FM - round the clock slurping and guzzling - comes the newest kid on the block, Tears FM, broadcasting wailing, moaning and general despair 24/7.
"Its a niche audience", admits station controller Hank Fatswallerson, "but there's definitely a big appetite for misery. Pre-launch, we'd originally planned to go with the traditional awful pop music and vacuous light banter but our intensive audience research showed clearly that more people responded positively to intense and personal trauma."
The new station has already proven a financial success having signed a multi-year advertising deal with a leading pharmaceutical company. (And cancer).
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