Despondent correspondent eats fondant
Sat Jun 06, 2026 2:35 pm
Controversy struck the political press group today at the welcoming reception for the South Arfenifrican ambassador when a depressed news reporter ate the ambassador's dessert.
Later in the day, the ambassador's driver, McGiver, and his persistent assistant, Keith, made off with a Barista's sister after the former kissed her and the latter was in tatters with grief.
A spokesperson for the government expressed their dissatisfaction with the whole affair.
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