Despondent correspondent eats fondant
Sat Jun 06, 2026 2:35 pm
Controversy struck the political press group today at the welcoming reception for the South Arfenifrican ambassador when a depressed news reporter ate the ambassador's dessert.
Later in the day, the ambassador's driver, McGiver, and his persistent assistant, Keith, made off with a Barista's sister after the former kissed her and the latter was in tatters with grief.
A spokesperson for the government expressed their dissatisfaction with the whole affair.
Share this story: Share this story on X/Twitter
Unrelated stories:
Latest Imaginary News
Business > Muchswap bigger wang down
Fri Jun 05, 2026 2:23 pm
Sci & Tech > Special Report: Notarsica glacier "dangerously translucent", say naturists
Fri Jun 05, 2026 12:35 pm
World > So-called 'Super' Man defeated by obvious flaw in plan
Fri Jun 05, 2026 12:23 pm
Sport > E-sports gains record audience
Thu Jun 04, 2026 2:14 pm
Today's Crossword
Tits
Poetry Corner
INN Advertising
We haven't yet plastered this site in ads and stuff like that coz no-one knows about it. Tell all your friends and we'll carefully select some based on your unique personality profile (as long as you like dirty videos and weightloss pills).