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Despondent correspondent eats fondant

ImageControversy struck the political press group today at the welcoming reception for the South Arfenifrican ambassador when a depressed news reporter ate the ambassador's dessert.

Later in the day, the ambassador's driver, McGiver, and his persistent assistant, Keith, made off with a Barista's sister after the former kissed her and the latter was in tatters with grief.

A spokesperson for the government expressed their dissatisfaction with the whole affair.

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Traditonal Euronian Casserole

Carefully slice 8kg of onions then discard once tearful, reserving the tears. Down a pint of fish stock, whisk aggressively until tired then discard along with the onions. Brown the pan on a high heat until completely ruined, then discard along with the stock and the onions. Order a takeout and serve garnished with the reserved tears.

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