Latest blockbuster busts loads of blocks
Tue Jul 07, 2026 1:14 pm
"Big-budget" means something different in Armernica, where even the smallest film releases require the resources of a minor Imaginary nation to produce a shoddy piece of weak nonsense of no cultural value whatsoever, but the latest in the 'Marmite Universe' series has set new records even in Armernica.
Costing over $150 billion-trillion-billion to make (and thats Armenican $ which are twice the size of the usual ones), the film attempts to reveal the early history of the main Marmite characters, who are spread on toast and sometimes put in sandwiches. The film is full of explosions, stunts, climate change, advanced sexual positions and yeast derived products but, as usual, completely fails to do anything that is in any way memorable or enjoyable.
We completely loved it, of course, and hated it, or at least we would have done if we had been bothered to go to the exclusive press showing instead of going to the pub.
9 out 10 out of 100.
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