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Dap-crackers IPO ashamed on FUNDAQ

ImageDap-crackers Llp, manufacturers of Imaginary pastry-based products, launched their initial IPO, ashamed on FUNDAQ, initially at 180 with 24 takers.

Prices bolted on the news, soon breaking 185 with 35 takers, while rivals J.P.Biscuits plc were down in the dumps, relatively speaking, leaking 6.

Both companies were still up on the market average due to a predicted upturn in pastry-based product demand linked to the Concatanive party's prime ministerial debates.

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Traditonal Euronian Casserole

Carefully slice 8kg of onions then discard once tearful, reserving the tears. Down a pint of fish stock, whisk aggressively until tired then discard along with the onions. Brown the pan on a high heat until completely ruined, then discard along with the stock and the onions. Order a takeout and serve garnished with the reserved tears.

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